Vulture Life. It’s a hard life, but Vinnie does it in style. He gets all the pretty ladies. And he can lick his own eyeball, so….
The Vulture Air Operations Manual was leaked to the web this week by a mistake from a janitor at the Hollywood office. “It was on the screen and I dropped my broom on the keyboard,” he said as he was seen cleaning out his locker. Vulture Air Directors were tight lipped on the subject. Spokesperson Bloo Bayou said at a press conference, “While we are not happy that this information has gotten out, we’re confident that anyone reading this document will see firsthand why we are the top airline on the Grid.”